Pinnochio's Problem

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consumating
their passions. "Every time we make love", she said " I get splinters". So
he went back to his maker, Gepetto, the carpenter, to ask his advice.
"Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need" was the carpenter's response. A
couple of weeks later the carpenter met Pinnochio, "How are you getting on
with the girls now?" he asked

"Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio.

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