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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little
girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was

The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper,

"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police
asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was laying on
the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know
is I'm here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you
do to that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing
with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and
set its nest on fire."

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