Nun Sex


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A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front
seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with
him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at
the next stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you
want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The
hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him
that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetary to
pray to the Lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder,"
said the man, "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex
with you."

Well the Hippie decides to try this out. So that Tuesday, he goes to the
cemetary and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up.
When she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in
robes and glowing with a mask of God. "I am God, I have heard your prayers
and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first." The nun agrees
but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to
this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun.

After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm
the hippie!!" The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha
ha, I'm the bus driver!!"





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