The Redhead

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, she pushes on her ear and screams, she pushes her elbow, and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams, and then she pushes on her thigh, and more screaming. She pushes her ankle, more screams, and anywhere she touches, she screams.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

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