The last things any man/woman would ever say

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The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say:

10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Her tits are just too big.
6) Sometimes I just want to be held.
5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
2) Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.


10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit
are just too cute.
5) This diamond is way too big!
4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3) Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2) Does this make my butt look too small?
1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.

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