The last things any man/woman would ever say

The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say:

10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Her tits are just too big.
6) Sometimes I just want to be held.
5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
2) Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.


THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
friends.
9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
way.
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit
are just too cute.
5) This diamond is way too big!
4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3) Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2) Does this make my butt look too small?
1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.