Sam and John


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Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam
wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon.
The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs!
Come back in four hours." So Sam came back in four hours and the
surgeon said, "I got done faster than I expected to. John is down at
the local pub." Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts.

A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John cut his leg
off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the
surgeon. The surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher - come back in six
hours." Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished
early - John's down at the soccer field." Sam went to the soccer field
and there was John, kicking goals.

A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident and cut his head off.
Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to
the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back
in twelve hours." So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said,
"I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand - heads are tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh, no! The surgery went fine! John suffocated in
that plastic bag!"





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