Goose and the Gander Philosophy


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A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me."

The husband says "WHAT??"

The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs
as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen
tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department
store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they
go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond ear rings. The
wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she
does not argue. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but
you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what
is going on.

She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all
this stuff now."

The wife's face goes blank.

"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." The look on
her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the Husband
says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."





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