Best Bar

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Cajun guy are in a bar. They are having a
good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman
says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin,
there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another
drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from,
there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At
Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink,
Vinny buys you anudda drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Cajun guy says, "You think dat's great? Where I come from,
there's dis place, Boudreaux's. At Boudreaux's, they buy you da first
drink, they buy you da second drink, and 'den they buy you da third
drink, and after dat, they will take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" said the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen
to you?"

"No, not me yet" replied the Cajun, "but it happened to my sister!"

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