She/He definitions

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Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological
longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.

Thingy (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get
really turned on.

Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper
levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took
over the office one flight up.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
with the guys.

Butt (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
"look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything involving one ball , two folds, or three stooges.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion occuring in Men. (Women
don't fart)
male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male

Making love (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2

Taste (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to
make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior
to tossing it out.

Sampling (sam-pel-ing) v.
female: Something you do at a grocery store to taste new food products
that are being promoted.
male: What you call dating 10 women every week

Stacked (stack-d) adj.
female: An organized pile of books

Automatic (auo-toe-mat-ik) adj.
female: The kind of car you prefer to drive
male: What happens when a man thinks with his little

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