Halloween Costume


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There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a
Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head
and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the
problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, Please
find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a
pirate."

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the
part".

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small
parcel and a note which reads:

"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses
over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a
caramel apple!"





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