Native Fruits

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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The
cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a
trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten
pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to
gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The
king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up
your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so
he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in
laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why
did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I
couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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