Ant adventure

Two ants met in a woman's belly button and decided to explore the
rest of her body. Agreeing to meet back in the same place in a week,
one ant headed north while the other went south.

Seven days later, they returned to the belly button.

"I had a great time," reported the ant who ventured north. "There were
these two big hills, and every day I went skiing, and at night I slept
in this nice warm valley."

"I had a hell of a time," sighed the other ant. "First I had to walk
through this thick jungle, then I fell down this huge hole, and by the
time I climbed out I was so tired that I fell asleep in this smelly
cave. But that wasn't the worst of it! Every night, this giant worm
came in and threw up in my face!"

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