Aggie on Death Row


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There was a German, an Italian and a Texas Aggie on death row. The
Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1 was to be shot,
2 was to be hung,
3 was to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom He was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap he was dead)

Then the Aggie said, "Give me Some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him his first shot and he fell down laughing. The guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the
Aggie said "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants.

Finally the warden asks, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Aggie replied "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"





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