Golf Injury


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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the
ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together
at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began
to apologize.

She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know
I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll
be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly
as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together
at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help
him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage
him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
hell."





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