Go figure!

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not
like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...


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