The other woman

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This 92 year old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately
met this 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away. After a few
weeks of spending time together, the man said, "You know, we're past our
sexual years, so I wonder if it would be okay for you to just hold my
penis in your hand."

"Well, I guess it wouldn't do any harm just to hold it." So for the next
three weeks, they could be found on a park bench near a lake, she was
always holding the man's penis in her hand.

One day the old man didn't show up. Beginning to worry, the lady set out
in search of him. A few blocks away, sitting on another park bench was
the old man...with another woman.

The first old lady approached the couple and saw the other woman holding
the man's penis in her hand. She became very upset and said to the man,
"I thought we had something special. Now I find you with another woman,
and she's holding your penis in her hand. What does she have that I
don't have?"

The old man looked up, smiled, and said "Parkinson's."

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