Marital Bliss


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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquillity had long been the talk of the town.

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the
Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said
"That's once."

We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her
pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me
and quietly said "That's once."





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