Presidental Panties

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White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk
into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties on his arm.
Somewhat used to the President's tendencies, they let it go and went
about their daily tasks.

The day wore on, several VIPs were ushered in and out of the Oval Office
for meetings with Clinton about important affairs of State. Each one
left with a puzzled expression on their face but no one dared ask the
president's personal business.

Finally, Betty Curie, Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office
between appointments and gently closed the door behind her. "Mr.
President," she said, "we've come to expect many unusual things from you
but we're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a pair of
women's panties on your arm. Please tell me this doen't mean more

"Oh, no," the President grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."

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