What am I

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This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, found hung,
dangling loosely, ready for instant action.

It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at
the other. In use,it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes
slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it
is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession,
often quickly and accompanied my squirming bodily movements. Anyone
found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing
sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance,
some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening
and some of from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have
ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest,
ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling
Twice or three times a day, but often much less.

WHAT, AM I???????

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none
Than your very own...........

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