Only in America


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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'Bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.





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