Angry Santa


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Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and absolutely nothing was
going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were
complaining about not getting paid for the overtime. The reindeer had
been drinking all afternoon. To make matters worse, they had taken the
sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of
presents all over the world in just a few hours. All of my reindeer are
drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I
sent that flakey Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't
even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from
the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat man! Where
do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass.





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