Spit Shine

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Two Marines from Camp Lejeune boarded a flight in Charlotte, headed for
Washington, DC. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle
seat. Just before take-off, an Army paratrooper from Fort Bragg boarded
the plane and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.

As soon as they were airborne and the seatbelt light went out, the
soldier unlaced his jump boots, kicked them off, wiggled his toes, and
was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, "I think I'll
get up and get a Coke."

"No problem," said the paratrooper, "stay where you are and I'll get it
for you."

While he was gone, the Marine picked up the soldier's jump boot and spit
in it.

When the soldier returned with the Coke, the other Marine said, "That
looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone,
the Marine picked up the other jump boot and spit in it.

The paratrooper returned and they all sat back to enjoy the flight to

As the plane was landing, the soldier slipped his feet into his jump
boots and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on," the soldier asked, "this fighting between
our Services? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in each
other's boots and urinating in each other's soft drinks?"

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