Scooby Doo

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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast
enlargement. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, "Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger

She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs!

One night she went to a party, got trashed, and went home with some
strange guy. In the morning when she woke up, she didn't know where she
was so she took a shower and left for work.

On the bus, she realized that she had forgotten to do her morning
ritual. At this point, she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them
so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby dooby, I
want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"

"Hickory dickory dock...

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