Toothless hamster

A miserably married guy decides he needs some companionship, so
he goes to the pet store.

The salesman says, "I have a great pet for you. A toothless
hamster."

The guy says, "Nah."

The salesman says, "But it gives great head."

The guy buys the hamster, and takes it home.

His wife screams, "What the hell is that thing?"

He says, "Never mind what it is. Teach it to cook and then get
the fuck out!"

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