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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: New Jersey

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on game: Seattle.

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a
McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker
on: Florida.

One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving 130 mph
and four feet from your bumper, while flashing headlights to tell you
to get out of the way: Atlanta.

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