Aviation 101

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Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory.

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the
stick back they get smaller. (Unless you keep pulling the stick back
-- then they get bigger again)

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.

It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there
wishing you were down here.

The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the
pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out
into a sweat.

Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided
with the sky.

It's best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Every one already knows the definition of a 'good' landing is one from
which you can walk away. But very few know the definition of a 'great'
landing. It's one after which you can use the airplane another time.

The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.

Always remember you fly an airplane with your head, not your hands.
Never let an airplane take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five
minutes earlier.

You know you've landed with the wheels up when it takes full power to

Those who hoot with the owls by night should not fly with the eagles by

A helicopter is a collection of rotating parts going round and round
and reciprocating parts going up and down - all of them trying to
become random in motion. Helicopters can't really fly - they're just
so ugly that the earth immediately repels them.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make
all of them yourself.

Trust your captain .... but keep your seat belt securely fastened.

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad

Aviation is not so much a profession as it is a disease.

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as copilot is a
copilot who once was a captain.

Be nice to your first officer, he may be your captain at your next

It's easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You start with a large

A fool and his money are soon flying more airplane than he can handle.

Remember, you're always a student in an airplane.

Keep looking around; there's always something you've missed.

Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old,
bold, pilots!

Gravity never loses -- the best you can hope for is a draw!

You start out flying with a bag of luck and a bag of experience, the
trick is to get your bag of experience full before your bag of luck is

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