Scottish Pride

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game
in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring
run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman
stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya
bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the
Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams
"R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing
at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman
stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding
fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan,
sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got
four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and
screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"

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