Apprentice Sith Lord


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Position Available Immediately:
Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting Group

An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group
for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position
would enjoy galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of
and competence in the Force or demonstrate a willingness to learn.

Duties included:
Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on intervention in support
of the Sith Master's planning initiatives, ability to travel the
galaxy widely, and operating a variety of laser-powered hand weapons
and high-powered space/air vehicles. Some slaying of the enemies of
the Dark Side is also required, which may be performed by using the
Force or hand weapons.

Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills
(especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be
action-oriented individuals and risk takers.

A background in the study of the Force (light or dark) is desirable,
as would typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or
significant coursework in Jedi Arts from the University of Coruscant.

Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection
equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license for all classes of
ships, and must show a willingness to give in to their hate. A proven
track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others
is also desirable as is the ability to speak several galactic
languages.

Ideal candidates for this position would also have no children or
other living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force. (A new
hire would be give several weeks to meet this requirement.)

Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is
extremely competitive for the field. Benefits include a generous
severance package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing
allowance.

The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith
Master and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital
to the success of the Master's plans. Discretion is also highly
valued, as is the ability to see the future before it happens.

Applications will be accepted through the end of September. Transmit

(Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization founded
a long time ago. Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of
harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term
desirability of controlling the galaxy. We provide direction to our
partner organizations though knowledge management, incident control
and our rapid on-site intervention expertise.)





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