The Afterlife

A couple made a deal that whichever died first,
would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After
a long life the husband was the first to go and true to
his word he made contact.

Mary... Mary....

Is that you Fred?

Yes, I have come back like we agreed.

What is it like?

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have break-
fast, I have sex, I bask in the sun, then I have sex-twice,
I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then
sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again.

Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven.

Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Texas.

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