Snake Eyes


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It's 8:00 AM at Detroit's new MGM Grand Temporary gambling casino. Two
bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their
luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to
bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers
agree.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
bottomless."

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while
yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.
"YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and
quickly leaves.

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them
asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"





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