The Baloonist


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A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his
altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet
above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am. How did you know?"

Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to
anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am. But how did you know?"

"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me
to be able to help you anyway. You're in the same position you were
before we met, but now it's my fault."





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