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This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know
this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm
sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female
"A female howrth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nith looking howrth, can I thee hewr mouth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith
mouth. Can I thee hewr eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and
shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the eawrsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he
picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finallwy, I'd wike to thee hewr twat." With that, the owner picks
up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him
out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Pewrhapth I should wephwase.
I'd wike to thee hewr wun!"