What you drink is who you are

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Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify a
woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though
interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink - Beer
Personality - Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach - Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink - Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality - Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach - Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink - Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality - Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach - If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink - Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality - Conservative and classy,sophisticated.
Approach - Try and weave Paris and clothing into the

Drink - Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality - Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated,
actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach - Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're

Drink - Shots
Personality - Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get
drunk...and naked.
Approach - Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

Then there is the male drink analysis.... The deal with
guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

Cheap Domestic Beer - He's poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer - He likes good beer and wants to get

Imported Beer - He likes expensive beer and wants to get

Wine - He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Whisky - He doesn't give two shits about anything and will
hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Tequila - Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag
something with a pulse.

Barcardi Breezer - Hooch - He's gay.

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