What Men Know


This joke viewed 2008 times with a rating of 0.00 from 0 votes

Men know ...
that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac
is still a naked woman.

Men know ...
that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling
you to get out of the house.

Men know ...
that if she looks like your mother, run.

Men know ...
that there are at least three sides to every story:
his, hers, and the truth.

Men know ...
never to run away from a fight that
you know you can win.

Men know ...
that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.

Men know ...
how to change the toilet paper,
but to do so would ruin the game.

Men know ...
exactly how much gas is left in the tank
and how far that gas will get them.

Men know ...
that from time to time,
it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.

Men know ...
that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and
expect the man to stare at her cleavage.
Men also know that the woman will get ticked off
when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

Men know ...
that the reason men don't like cats is
because they don't know how to cook them

Men know ...
that there is no such thing as a sure thing,
unless her name is Bambi ...

Men know ...
that it's never a good idea to tell your
father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.

Men know ...
that men are from here,
and women are from way the hell over there.





Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Send mail to jokeman@thejokejukebox.com
Cajun Cooking Recipes