Crossing the river


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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent
river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no way of crossing
the river.

The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength,
courage, and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big
arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about
two hours.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me
the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river." Poof! God
gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about
three hours.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also
prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, courage, and
ability to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman
and he walked across the bridge.





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