Johnny's Poop


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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of
it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do? The shrink said, "Since
Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to
bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile
of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests,"

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas. I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around
the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning
up against the damn garage.

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of
dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the
tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog
poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look
on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this
year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the
son-of-a-bitch!"





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