Kiss me Doc


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A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss
me!"

The Doctor looks at her and says "It's against the code of ethics to
kiss you."

About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss
me just once!"

Again he refuses, apologetically, and says "As a doctor I simply cannot
kiss you."

Finally, another 15 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with her doctor;
"Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!!"

"Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably
shouldn't even be screwing you".



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