Barn burning

Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance
company.

Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty
thousand and I want my money."

The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance
doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was
insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."

There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel
the policy on my husband."

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