Organizational theories


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Various organizational theories, explained in terms of two cows:

SOCIALISM-
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM-
You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with
milk.

FASCISM-
You have two cows. The government takes them both and sells you the
milk.

NAZISM-
You have two cows. The government takes them both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY-
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks
the other, pays you for the milk, then pours it down the drain.

CAPITALISM-
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.





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