Johnny in Church


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One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son,
Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all
the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not
like church at all. Especially little Johnny. Halfway through the
pastor's sermon Johnny fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and it was
distracting him from preaching. He decided to go over to Johnny and ask
him a question about God.

"Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth?"

His mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by her son falling
asleep, stuck a pin in her son's right butt cheek.

"GOD!!!!" Cried little Johnny.

"Very good," the pastor replied. For he could not say it was wrong. And
he continued on.

But a short while later, Johnny fell asleep again. The pastor once again
noticed this and decided to ask another question "Who was Mary and
Joseph's son?" The pastor asked.

Johnny's dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he stuck a
pin in his son's left butt cheek.

"JESUS CHRIST!!!!" Yelled Johnny.

And once again the pastor replied "Very good."

Near the end of the church service, Johnny could not control himself and
fell asleep again. For the last time, the pastor decided to embarrass
him and ask a very hard question. "What did Eve say to Adam on the
morning when they woke up on the first day?"

But before Johnny's parents could do anything Johnny shouted "IF YOU
STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK IT
IN HALF!





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