Dead Rabbit


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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the
neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy
panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he
takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath,
blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the
neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you
hear that Fluffy died?". The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no..
um.. what happened?". The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in
his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried
him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put
him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"





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