Wise guys


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One year, at Duke, there were these two guys who were
taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the
quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going
into the final they had a solid A. These two friends
were so confident going into the final that the weekend
before finals week (even though the Chemistry final
was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia and
party with some friends up there. So they did this
and had a great time.

However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept
all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until
early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final
then, what they did was to find Professor Bonk after
the final and explain to him why they missed the final.

They told him that they went up to UV for the weekend,
and had planned to come back in time to study, but that
they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have
a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and so
were late getting back to campus.

Bonk thought this over and then agreed that they could
make up the final on the following day. The two guys
were elated and relieved.

So, they studied that night and went in the next day
at the time that Bonk had told them. He placed them
in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet
and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem,
which was something simple about molarity and solutions
and was worth 5 points.

"Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They
did that problem and then turned the page. They were
unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page.
It said:

(95 points) Which tire?





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