Three Daughters


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A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he
tended to be a little overprotective of his daughters. When gentlemen
came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a
shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss.

One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates. The doorbell
rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.

A gentlemen said, Hi, I'm Joe,I'm here for Flo, We're goin' to the show,
Is she ready to go?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the
door.

A gentlemen said, Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, We gettin'
spaghetti, Is she ready?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the
door.

A gentlemen said, Hi, I'm Chuck, And the farmer shot him.





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