You're Lost Between a baby boomer and a gen x'er if..
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YOU'RE LOST BETWEEN A BABY BOOMER AND A GEN X'ER IF..
You remember when Jordache jeans were cool
In your fifth grade class picture you were wearing an Izod shirt with
the collar up
The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories
Three words: Atari, IntelliVision and Coleco, sound familiar
You remember the days when "safe sex" meant that your parents were
gone for the weekend
You remember Friday Night Videos before the days of MTV
A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid
While in high school, you and your friends discussed elaborate plans
to get together again at the end of the century and play Prince's
"1999" until you passed out partying
You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan
You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars
behind you
You've ever conversationally used the phrase, "Jane, you ignorant
slut!"
Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the
English language
You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran,
Madonna or Cyndi Lauper video
You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the
streets and made your old Big Wheel quite obsolete
The phrase "Where's the beef," still doubles you over with laughter
You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever
possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON
Girls thought Sean Cassidy was dreamy, and lusted after Ted the
photographer on The Love Boat
Your hair at some point in time in the 80's became something which can
only be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting"
This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life:
Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and
you think the creatures are WAY cool
Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in early double
digit ages, and you are convinced that the special
effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you
want one of every collectible out there
Return of the Jedi hits the theaters, you are now a
teenager and you cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's
breasts or Han Solo's butt
You've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the
last five years, okay
You're doing absolutely nothing pertaining to your major
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon
U2 is too popular and mainstream for you now
You spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or
Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man
You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding on General
Hospital
You're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it
was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway
You know who shot JR
This rings a bell: "...and my name is Charlie. They work for me."
You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on after all
You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut
You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed 867-5309 to see
if Jenny would answer
All skate, change directions, means something to you
You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear
You were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to settle
for second hand reports
You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry
the emotional scars to this day
Bo and Luke Duke
There was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together
You actually believed that Mikey, famed for his Life cereal
commercials, died after eating a packet of pop rocks and drinking a
Coke
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