Ghosts


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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise
their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask
you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He
takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost." The student replies,
"Ghost?! I thought you said 'goats!'"





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