Viagra bits

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for sex
anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes".

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