Five Iron


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A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the
doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball..........stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" Asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'This one here
looks like yours!'"





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