Male or Female


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A scientist had previously been a sailor. He was very aware that ships are
addresses as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers
should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two group of
computer experts.
The first group was composed of women, and the second of men. Each group
was asked to recommend whether computer should be referred to in the
feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons
for their recommendations.
The group of women reported that computers should be referred to in the
masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are
the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, concluded that computers should be referred to
in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
of your paycheck on accessories for it.





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