Alligator Shoes

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted
a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of
the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch
my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is
driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the
water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward
her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of
effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several dead

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the
alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one
isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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