Monica and the Genie


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Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed
up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie."Oh
goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.

"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of
this, I can only give you one wish.""Let's see," says Monica, "I don't
need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage.
And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my
interviews,I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to
get rid of these love handles, though.Yes, that's it, for my one wish,
I would like my love handles removed."

Poof! And just like that...... her ears were gone.





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